Joe_Hoopsier Posted August 7, 2021 Report Share Posted August 7, 2021 Stolen, credit to @sdhoosier (from another site) The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the Cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff. "Howdy, stranger..." "Howdy, Sheriff..." The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss were the sun don't shine. He dropped the horse's tail, stepped up on the walk, and aimed towards the swinging doors of the saloon. "Hold on, Mister..." "Sheriff?" "Did I just see what I think I just saw?" "Reckon you did, Sheriff...I got me some powerful chapped lips..." "And that cures them?" "Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' em." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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btownqb Posted August 10, 2021 Report Share Posted August 10, 2021 Dad- Son, I'm so incredibly proud of the man you've become. You still do great things in this world. So incredibly blessed to call you my son. Enjoy your special day. Son- Thanks dad, but the wedding is tomorrow. Dad- I know. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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IUaic Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 45 minutes ago, FKIM01 said: If this number was 9, I would swear that is 5Fouls. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Joe_Hoopsier Posted August 14, 2021 Report Share Posted August 14, 2021 2 hours ago, hoosier_exotics said: Ahhh the rare Dauchsaloosa. Half a horse high, horse and a half long. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rico Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 On 8/13/2021 at 6:41 PM, hoosier_exotics said: Why do I hear ZZ Top blaring in the background? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5fouls Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 On 8/11/2021 at 3:32 PM, IUaic said: If this number was 9, I would swear that is 5Fouls. Wrong thread. This post is not funny. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Billingsley99 Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 9 hours ago, mrflynn03 said: AMEN!!!!!! Im typing quietly she still asleep. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mrflynn03 Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 13 hours ago, Billingsley99 said: AMEN!!!!!! Im typing quietly she still asleep. Mine stomps around like a gorilla in the mornings. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrflynn03 Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 Don't lie to yourself. We've all turned around and looked. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_Hoopsier Posted August 18, 2021 Report Share Posted August 18, 2021 1 hour ago, mrflynn03 said: Don't lie to yourself. We've all turned around and looked. On the bottom a sign that says.. I can't believe you looked ! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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