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Billingsley99 Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 10 minutes ago, hoosier_exotics said: Excellent. I little signs signs everywhere signs humor from a Signs guy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steubenhoosier Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 Bought some shoes from a drug dealer today. Don’t know what they’re laced with, but I’ve been trippin’ all day 😁 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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IUaic Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 A woman was shopping at her local supermarket, where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct, but how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly." 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Drroogh Posted May 26, 2021 Report Share Posted May 26, 2021 52 minutes ago, rico said: Running sound board for a few decades, yeah I’m out as well! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dgambill Posted May 27, 2021 Report Share Posted May 27, 2021 23 hours ago, 5fouls said: My wife literally woke up yesterday and was mad at me because she had a dream that I kissed one of her friends.....I mean really!!??? I'm having dreams about taking my dog hunting and trying to remember my locker combo from HS....I WISH I had such dreams. geez! I told her that our daughter isn't allowed to watch scary movies before she goes to bed and you aren't allowed to watch "Seeking sister wives" before you go to bed! 2 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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