IU Scott Posted October 16, 2020 Report Share Posted October 16, 2020 5 minutes ago, rico said: That wasn't a trivia question. I know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seeking6 Posted October 16, 2020 Report Share Posted October 16, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, rico said: I have a confession to make. Growing up, my favorite magazine wasn't really "Playboy." It was this... I didn't get much mail growing up but I can say in no short order....SI, Ranger Rick, HBO, and TV Guide in that order was pure 1984 gold. Could map the entire week. Edited October 16, 2020 by Seeking6 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rico Posted October 16, 2020 Report Share Posted October 16, 2020 5 minutes ago, Seeking6 said: I didn't get much mail growing up but I can say in no short order....SI, Ranger Rick, HBO, and TV Guide in that order was pure 1984 gold. Could map the entire week. 5 magazines came to folks place when I was growing up...TV Guide, Sport, The Sporting News, Reader's Digest, and Better Homes & Gardens. Dad got SI at work along with several other farming mags that the brought home. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seeking6 Posted October 16, 2020 Report Share Posted October 16, 2020 6 minutes ago, rico said: 5 magazines came to folks place when I was growing up...TV Guide, Sport, The Sporting News, Reader's Digest, and Better Homes & Gardens. Dad got SI at work along with several other farming mags that the brought home. Funny stuff on BHG. Same....it just didn't map out my 11 year old week. That one and I think it was Country Living. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Billingsley99 Posted October 19, 2020 Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 Finally. This is needed around any and all drivers from Ohio. Anytime I come upon a vehicle in left lane with Ohio plates I just go ahead and pass on the right. I know that no matter what they are not getting out of the left lane 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IUFLA Posted October 19, 2020 Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 7 minutes ago, Billingsley99 said: Finally. This is needed around any and all drivers from Ohio. Anytime I come upon a vehicle in left lane with Ohio plates I just go ahead and pass on the right. I know that no matter what they are not getting out of the left lane I'm borrowing that one for Texans... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billingsley99 Posted October 19, 2020 Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 Just now, IUFLA said: I'm borrowing that one for Texans... Its all yours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rico Posted October 19, 2020 Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?' The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.' 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milehiiu Posted October 19, 2020 Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 Buddy Hackett's Duck Joke Has Everyone Rolling on the floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoosierhoopster Posted October 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 7 hours ago, IUFLA said: I'm borrowing that one for Texans... Yes, please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoosierhoopster Posted October 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 7 hours ago, rico said: An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?' The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.' True story: I go to Cafe Express with some colleagues. Table next to us: 3 guys and a blond girl. The blond, with a confused expression, vigorously shakes the pepper shaker over her burger several times. She stops, looks at it, and shakes it again. Nothing happens. The guy next to her, looking bemused, takes it from her, and then, you know, twists the top so the pepper comes out. Everyone at my table bursts out laughing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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IUFLA Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 1 hour ago, rico said: That's funny, but in all honesty, I'm the Amazonaholic in this house... Got a new American flag coming today as a matter of fact... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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5fouls Posted October 27, 2020 Report Share Posted October 27, 2020 On 10/23/2020 at 1:39 PM, rico said: I have not laughed this hard in months. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tdhoosier Posted October 28, 2020 Report Share Posted October 28, 2020 I’m sure this gets around the political rule. I remarkably understood this version better than the original 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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